3 Underwear Manufacturers Reflect On Pinky Beecroft Wearing Their Undies

3 Underwear Manufacturers Reflect On Pinky Beecroft Wearing Their Undies

BONDS

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Bonds is a wonderful Australian icon, kind of like ACDC.   Although, some time before 2010, Bonds’ parent company sacked a shitload of Australian workers and shifted all their manufacturing to China. Oh wells. A person supposedly speaking on behalf of Bonds said: “Is that really Pinky Beecroft in the photo? Gee he’s got a package, hasn’t he.”

 

JOCKEY

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Jockey is a classic rock under-pant owned by the same company that owns Bonds. They were stoked to have Beecroft wearing their knickers, and admired his marvellous blue bum. “We had no idea PB even bothered with underpants.”

 

CALVIN KLEIN

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Calvin Klein is “alternative” underwear, in the same way that “alternative” music is… ummm.. alternative. Sort of. CK were thrilled to see Beecroft wearing their undies, despite (unconfirmed) rumours that the picture has been digitally altered, possibly with PB’s left hand replaced with the hand of a specialist hand-model.

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