Archives

Modern Life

3 Underwear Manufacturers Reflect On Pinky Beecroft Wearing Their Undies

BONDS Bonds is a wonderful Australian icon, kind of like ACDC.   Although, some time before 2010, Bonds’ parent company sacked a shitload of Australian workers and shifted all their manufacturing to China. Oh wells. A person supposedly speaking on behalf of Bonds said: “Is that really Pinky Beecroft in the photo? Gee he’s got a package, hasn’t he.”   JOCKEY Jockey…

Read More

15 REASONS WHY I TAKE MY DOG

15 REASONS WHY I TAKE MY DOG INSIDE THE LOCAL CAFÉ, every day.   Because it’s a crowded, confined space and there’s not really any room for my dog.   Because he/she/it is on a leash, and everyone will have to step over & around the leash, and that will really make the whole thing…

Read More